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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 05:01

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Thumbs down again.

So, the docs changed it to read

Unacceptable again!

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Nuts and Butts

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Loons and Moons

Everyone loved it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No go.

Still no good

Forget Switch 2 Game Key-Cards - "Full On-The-Cart Physical Releases" Are What People Want, Says Publisher Lost In Cult - Nintendo Life

No, not a chance

Still no good.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Hello I am 17 year old boy and I am interested in transgender why?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What factors contributed to The Beatles' bitterness?

Just Forget it!

share office space ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

What are the most trending skin hydrating products of 2025?

Next, they tried...

So they tried

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Senate to Review Trump ‘Revenge’ Tax Worrying Wall Street - Bloomberg

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No way

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

They put up a sign reading

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

A child had measles at Mall of America, concerning state health officials who don’t know source - Star Tribune

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Minds and Behinds

Another attempt resulted in ...

What do bad boys know that nice guys don't?

Freaks and Cheeks

Then came..

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.